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my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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