How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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