I wanna passion pit in your ass
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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