Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
