Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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