I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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