Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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