Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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