I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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