You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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