So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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