oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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