No awkward lesbian experiences without me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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