Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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