Fine. I'll sleep in my office
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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