Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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