I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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