just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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