Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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