apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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