Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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