kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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