At least make sure they are 18
Why
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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