It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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