erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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