it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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