I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Randomize
