these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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