with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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