i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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