I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think i have herpe
just one?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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