Girls should come with a carfax report
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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