we have officially lost it.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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