The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I think people are normalizing furries
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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