Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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