So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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