I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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