My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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