We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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