i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and you said cock pushups were impossible
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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