I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I could fuck to npr.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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