i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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