with your own penis?
she was so not down for the gang bang
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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