the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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