so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
BRING THE BAGELS
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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