Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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