So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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