Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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