That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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