did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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