By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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